Top 10 best sex scenes in Summertime Saga

TOP 10 SEX SCENES OF SUMMERTIME SAGA

Summertime Saga is one of the most popular 2dcg porn games on the internet. We chose some of the best sex scenes to happen in this massive porn game.

Summertime Saga is a relatively unknown game, making a measly 70 grand a month. But I think it’s going to get big soon /sarcasm off. So in order to celebrate the game’s impending greatness, here’s a list of the top ten best sex scenes in the game.

Now, before we get started, the list is subjective so if you don’t like something, no need to brandish your pitchforks at me. I have my biases so you’ll see scenes involving curvier girls and milfs rated higher, also if you’d ask me 4 months later, my answer would change, especially assuming there’s a new update by then, but let’s not get our hopes up on that particular front.

Lastly, I’ll be skipping right to the sex scenes because well, these is in fact a top ten best sex scenes list of a porn game.

So no more lollygagging, let’s jump right into it.

10. Miss Dewitt:

I had to include one of the teachers in the list. That much was obvious but which one to choose was a question that took a long amount of thinking. You could make good arguments about any of the teachers but I had to go with Dewitt because, well, she is not only likable, her story line was more interesting than go pick the French dictionary, then go print the missing pages, and so on and so on. Moreover, she’s thick af. That’s always a plus in my book.

9. Mia’s mom

Again, a tough choice between Mia and her mom. And to be completely honest, I would pick Mia if it weren’t for the fact that choosing her mom will most likely unlock sister Angelique’s BDSM route.  And a threesome with Angelique and Mia’s mom would be legen- wait for it- dary.

8. Odette’s full moon fun

What’s better than a big titty goth gf? A big titty vampire gf. At least I think she’s a vampire. Apparently, it’s entirely possible that the MC just couldn’t handle his wine so he just passed out and hallucinated the rest. Fuck, I hate ambiguity. But the scene itself is pretty cool and you get bitten at the end of it which can be a plus for some folks. Hey, I’m not judging.

7. Eve and Roxy

Don’t worry there isn’t a threesome scene between Eve and Roxy that you missed, I had to include a scene with schoolgirls and couldn’t choose between these two so they are at a tie. Does that mean this list has eleven scenes instead of ten? Yes. Shouldn’t I then be calling this list top 11 best summertime saga sex scenes then? Well, 11 is a stupid number so no. Plus it’ll even out in the end, you’ll see. Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Why is Eve is on the list is that aside from having an artsy hippie chick vibe, she is the only character that has a major choice in her narrative save for Mia. And depending on your preference for chicks with dicks, she could probably be ranked even higher because she is the only character that fills that little void in your soul. As for Roxy, she’s on this list because she’s arguably the hottest girl in the game. Is she a bit of a bimbo? Yes. But she has a big chest heart and that’s what counts. Plus in her path you get to humiliate Derek the bully, better known as Derek the destroyer for his absurdly massive cock.

6. Diane

Well, this one should’ve been obvious, she is one of first characters you come across and she definitely leaves a mark on you. She has a pregnancy option which many of the characters do but she goes above and beyond with the hucow fetish. It’s rare to find that particular fetish in many games so whenever you see it, it’s a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

5. Erik’s landlady

Good thing Erik isn’t an asshole otherwise he’d be at the butt of every “I banged your landlady” joke under the sun. Speaking of butts, Mrs. Johnson has a fat one, you’d see it everytime she’s doing yoga in tight pants. The only thing better than a fitness girl is a fitness MILF. We have a choice to either have a threesome with Erik with her or set Erik with June and keep her for yourself. You could always take June for yourself but I don’t know why you would do that as she is the least developed and one-dimensional schoolgirls. Even Annie has more personality than her and she doesn’t even have any scenes yet.

4. Jenny

Everyone’s favority bratty camgirl, her submission path is interesting but it doesn’t go very deep which is a shame. She has a domination path too which is just as deep. But she’s one of the main characters which means she gets the most amount of attention from the devs and it shows. Not that I’m complaining.

3. Maria

Okay, completely subjectively speaking, Maria is the my personal favorite lady in the whole game when it comes to looks. She has a rocking body and a feisty personality to match. She’s probably the only netori content we’ll get in the game and hey, if I had to choose someone it’d be her anyway. (Mrs. Johnson would be a close second.) Anyway, sucks for Tony with his fertility problems and so on but when he offered the MC the chance to impregnate his smoking hot wife, gosh darn it, the MC accepted the job and did his duty like a real trooper.

2. Debbie, the step-landlady

Honorable mentions

Before we move on to the number one, here are the honorable mentions in no particular order.

The celebs: You’ve got Ivanka Trump, Melania Trump and Christina Hendricks. All of them are completely out of place and that, I guess, is the charm.

The mermaid and the kemomimi: Well if you liked the Diane hucow scene than how does a literal cowgirl sound? Plus, if you’ve ever had the itch to bang and knock up Ariel from the little mermaid, you can do that in this game. Sort of. The reason they are not included in the top 10 is because they aren’t always the most accessible; Many players don’t even know that they exist.

Roxy’s mom

This is a small scene and is of little consequence but the sheer randomness/trashiness of it is interesting. If you don’t mind parking your dick where Cletus has been then you’ll enjoy this scene.

1. Roz

Was there ever any doubt that she’ll be the number one? The best and only GMILF around, was here before you were born and will be here long after you’ll die. She’ll have sex with you and then have a smoke right in front of you. What a chad.

Obviously, no. 1 is a joke. But the rest of the list evens out now, doesn’t it? If you like this list then leave a heart, if you dislike it then leave a comment saying how much of a big dumb idiot I am. Sihil out.

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